For January's feature story, here's our resident genie, back to answer another reader's pressing question. Dear Genie, Doesn't it seem like some people are hell-bent on making the wrong wish? I mean exactly the wrong wish. A wish that does the polar
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A muted Five O'Clock Day.
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Our weatherman issues a Holiday Aftershock Warning.
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Will, Might or Won't with January's minor holidays.
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The outlook for 2025, and the outcome of the 2024 Pop-Tarts Bowl.
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Lengthening days and a superholiday wish.
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In which I learn the word "phragmosis."
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How I've spent all these sad, Ostrichless hours.
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The body still exists, and a good week for an origin story.
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Sideways sun, and the December holiday calendar.
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A good week for wintering
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Ogre Week is finally here!
