News
Howard Johnson and the Bright New Banner
A long tangent about cut-rate hotels, and news from the Ostrich staff retreat.
Advice
Guest Column: Ask a Goat God
A worthy stand-in takes the place of our temporarily indisposed Genie in Residence.
Health
Summer By the Numbers
Statistics from my Summer of Quantity
Arts and Crafts
A New Tune for the Fall
A change of seasons brings a change of themes.
Magazine
The Welcomest Murderer
A poem by Evelyn West, whose opinions aren't necessarily those of the publisher.
Travel
Tycoons Afield
Truly, nothing gets done around here when I'm gone.
Advice
Weird Wishes: Ask a Genie
The genie ponders the meaning of weirdness.
Food
A Real Potato
Vera Maraschino delivers her article.
Fact Check
Fact Check: Did Michael Jackson's Escaped Snake Frighten Lionel Richie?
A Daily Ostrich investigative report.
Food
Picnic Day
A new food holiday for summer.
Advice
Normal Guys and Normal Wishes: Ask a Genie
Our genie-in-residence responds to the concerns of a Standard Guy.
DIY
Messing About in Boats
Two boat-based bulletins, at opposite points of the moral compass.