Advice
A Guaranteed Win: Ask A Genie
A reader asks our Genie-in-Residence about the wisdom of earning your wish.
Newsletter
Six Months on the Quarterdeck
Celebrating six productive months at The Daily Ostrich.
Editorial
A Rant About Integrity
Our publisher indulges in a diatribe concerning the linguistic history and essential tendencies of integrity.
Magazine
One Side, Now
Evelyn West pens a rebuttal to Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides, Now."
Advice
Robbery, Swordplay, and Trousers: Ask a Genie
Our genie-in-residence answers a mix of urgent questions.
Forecast
Weekly Forecast: March 18-24
Lost arts, new beginnings, and the Ghosts' Jubilee.
Forecast
The Shrewd Ostrich Almanac '24
Our weatherman delivers his forecast for the spring, summer, and fall.
Food
Magic Beans
Vera and Arnie join me in the Ostrich Kitchenette
Technology
She Blinded Me—With Science!
Augmented reality, plus a surge at Wendy's, a leaning lander, and the latest whale news!
Editorial
In Which I Propose a Conspiracy
A hopeful thought, if an unlikely one
Advice
Pet Peeves: Ask a Genie
Five things to avoid when you meet a genie.
Health
About My Fear of Motion
In (reluctant) conversation with Dr. Jane Nodderman.