Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Apr 14
Enlightenment in the forecast. Exercise caution.
Our weatherman tells us to expect widespread enlightening storms this week. If you've been struggling with a question, or vexed by some matter of unclarity, you may encounter sudden flashes of illumination. Plan extra travel time, as the streets could be clogged with people shouting 'Eureka!'
On the down side, it might be a rough week for those protected by self-deception or blissful ignorance. Many people, including myself, depend on a well-maintained dome of uncertainty, and prevailing conditions of insight can be unsettling, or even hazardous. Use extreme caution around sleeping dogs and domestic elephants.
Unlike a lightning storm, baths are highly recommended.
