Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 23
Lengthening days and a superholiday wish.
A happy Winter Solstice to you all! Welcome to the bright side of the year!
As for the coming week, I won't play coy, since you're probably drunk on mulled wine already. (And at nine in the morning. Shame on you.) The first days of Christmas and Hanukkah both fall on Wednesday, creating a supermassive superholiday like we haven't seen since Bing Crosby sang Little Drummer Boy with David Bowie.
Since the forecast is obvious (frosted cookies and reversion to childhood sibling roles) the Ostrich offers a wish instead. May your season be restful and merry, full of twinkly lights, cheerful songs, cinnamon scents, and good company. Not to mention sober traffic and on-time flights!
