Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 10

Risking nothing, I could predict that, unless you live in Hawaii, Arizona, or some other sensible place, you'll feel a bit off this week, sort of cranky and sluggish, though you may delight in the extra hour of rollerblading after work.

Instead, I'll risk something and call this The Week the Chickens Come Home to Roost. Great news, if your chickens have gone missing.

Perhaps it sounds ominous to predict the arrival of The Chickens, and perhaps in certain ways it is, but your personal chickens may be exciting ones. Perhaps you've been investing your energy in a long-term goal, and this week you'll finally see some benefit from it, or evidence of coming success. But then perhaps you've been building your giant seashell tower without any glue, and your cat will choose this week to take an interest in the thing.

Or maybe you'll simply get a meaningful, up-close encounter with a bantam. Regardless, enjoy your chickens, and maybe keep an eye on your fragile stuff.