Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 24
Advice from an automated substitute weatherman.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, which has been true in my elbow of the swamp, allowing for a lion that's large, gray, moody and sopping wet. The lamb part works too, given a lamb's endless bleating and the headbutting that's generally harmless at this stage but concerning for the future. And yet we've sprang into spring (or sprung into sprang) and the blood moon is behind us and today is a new day.
Our weatherman is off this week, so the forecast is brought to you by my phone's text suggestions. I typed "Look out for," and with successive pressing got: "Look out for the best of my ability to make sure you are a bright and healthy and healthy and healthy lifestyle." All of which feels perfectly apt.
Spend this week nurturing the best of your ability to make sure you (and your loved ones) are a bright and healthy and healthy and healthy lifestyle.
