Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 3
A secret identity for the OWG.

The summer after high school I worked on a packaging line, from which I often heard the resonant voices of the two warehouse guys. One belonged to Scott Kolu, a would-be opera singer and a friend of mine, and the other belonged to—I didn't know his name—the old warehouse guy. And I had this odd, persistent feeling that I recognized the guy's voice. Then it struck me—he sounded just like the erstwhile morning DJ on 104.7 The Heat. I mentioned this coincidence to Scott, and learned, to my stunned amazement, that the OWG was, indeed, that very same DJ. I couldn't quite believe this because:
- The OWG did not look like a radio DJ. He looked like a guy.
- If you were a DJ on 104.7, especially before the format change when 104.7 started to suck, you were famous. Every mid-valley kid with a radio, except for the ones who liked Q105 or KFAT, or KFLY for some reason, knew this guy's voice. Could such a man, who had flown like Daedalus, fall so low as a warehouse?
I learned two important lessons that day:
- A disc jockey may not look the way you imagine him.
- You never know who might be over in the warehouse.
Such is all to say that the week ahead is ripe for discovering greatness in unexpected, humble places.