Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 31
A lucky week for lasers.
Our weatherman says it's a great week for lasers. Look, I just pass these things along. I'm not sure I have any lasers, which is a very guy-from-the-future thing to say. Most people have a laser or two by now, I expect. (Oh, I thought of one. Maybe two. Wait, three. No, four! If you can remember 1985, then you know how cool it is to not be sure if you have any lasers, and then remember that you do have a few lasers.) Anyway, if you've been putting off some lasering, or you've had your eye on a new laser (not literally, that's dangerous), or your laser needs a little TLC, this might be the only week for the rest of eternity that's specifically prime for lasers.
(That's it. It's just lasers. I'm as surprised as you are.)
