Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 16
In which I learn the word "phragmosis."
Latest
Accounting for Autumn
How I've spent all these sad, Ostrichless hours.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 9
The body still exists, and a good week for an origin story.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 2
Sideways sun, and the December holiday calendar.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Nov 25
A good week for wintering
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Nov 18
Ogre Week is finally here!
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Nov 11
A future for the Forecast, and the "small weather" report.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Nov 4
An injunction, and a look at the month ahead.
Vera's Blanket Fort Chocolate
For no reason I can think of, a recipe for anxiety food.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Oct 28
A good week for a parallel self
Ask a Genie: The Rise of the "Burn it Down" Guy
Our genie discusses fire, and offers an endorsement.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Oct 21
A few more weeks of autumn frenzy.
Science
Mice, men, and the need for speed.
Two ways of looking at an interesting discovery.
Forecast
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Oct 14
It's magic mirror week!
Travel
Night Train
Our publisher live-blogs an evening's journey by train.
Forecast
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Oct 7
Extended conditions of unusual randomness.
News
Howard Johnson and the Bright New Banner
A long tangent about cut-rate hotels, and news from the Ostrich staff retreat.
Advice
Guest Column: Ask a Goat God
A worthy stand-in takes the place of our temporarily indisposed Genie in Residence.
Health
Summer By the Numbers
Statistics from my Summer of Quantity
Arts and Crafts
A New Tune for the Fall
A change of seasons brings a change of themes.
Magazine
The Welcomest Murderer
A poem by Evelyn West, whose opinions aren't necessarily those of the publisher.
Travel
Tycoons Afield
Truly, nothing gets done around here when I'm gone.
Advice
Weird Wishes: Ask a Genie
The genie ponders the meaning of weirdness.
Food
A Real Potato
Vera Maraschino delivers her article.