Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 31
A lucky week for lasers.
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Be Wrong Right: Ask a Genie
Our genie examines the kindness / rightness matrix.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 24
Advice from an automated substitute weatherman.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 17
Is Irish luck the right luck for you?
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 10
The Week the Chickens Come Home to Roost.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Mar 3
A secret identity for the OWG.
Ostrich Science Tour Bus: Feb '25
Four surprising science highlights.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Feb 24
Feeling down? Try looking down.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Feb 17
A late look at February's minor holidays.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Feb 10
Lessons from a friendship between two writers.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Feb 3
Here be the winter doldrums.
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Jan 27
Two-For-One Week at the Muse Guild!
Ask a Genie: The Perfectly Wrong Wish
For January's feature story, here's our resident genie, back to answer another reader's pressing question. Dear Genie, Doesn't it seem like some people are hell-bent on making the wrong wish? I mean exactly the wrong wish. A wish that does the polar
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Jan 20
A muted Five O'Clock Day.
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Jan 13
Our weatherman issues a Holiday Aftershock Warning.
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Jan 6
Will, Might or Won't with January's minor holidays.
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2025 Ostrich Yearly Forecast
The outlook for 2025, and the outcome of the 2024 Pop-Tarts Bowl.
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 23
Lengthening days and a superholiday wish.
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 16
In which I learn the word "phragmosis."
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Accounting for Autumn
How I've spent all these sad, Ostrichless hours.
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 9
The body still exists, and a good week for an origin story.
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Dec 2
Sideways sun, and the December holiday calendar.
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Nov 25
A good week for wintering
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Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Nov 18
Ogre Week is finally here!