Health
Summer By the Numbers
Statistics from my Summer of Quantity
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Arts and Crafts
A New Tune for the Fall
A change of seasons brings a change of themes.
Magazine
The Welcomest Murderer
A poem by Evelyn West, whose opinions aren't necessarily those of the publisher.
Travel
Tycoons Afield
Truly, nothing gets done around here when I'm gone.
Advice
Weird Wishes: Ask a Genie
The genie ponders the meaning of weirdness.
Food
A Real Potato
Vera Maraschino delivers her article.
Fact Check
Fact Check: Did Michael Jackson's Escaped Snake Frighten Lionel Richie?
A Daily Ostrich investigative report.
Food
Picnic Day
A new food holiday for summer.
Advice
Normal Guys and Normal Wishes: Ask a Genie
Our genie-in-residence responds to the concerns of a Standard Guy.
DIY
Messing About in Boats
Two boat-based bulletins, at opposite points of the moral compass.
Magazine
Eels and Candy
With the other writers off on a mission, Evelyn West shares a "special" poem.
Advice
Be Sensible? Ask a Genie
Our genie answers a letter about the balance of fun versus practicality.